Help Dikembe Mutombo Save the World

According to the Mayan Calendar, THE EARTH IS SCHEDULED TO EXPLODE in about a week or so. Well, I guess they didn't count on us having a certain man of pure awesomeness, Dikembe Mutumbo.

The only problem is that Dikembe can't do it alone. He needs your help to get the giant hoagie and the 142 ounces of soda to the princess before it's too late!!

Don't just sit by and let the WORLD EXPLODE IN YOUR FACE!! Pick up your hoagie help SAVE THE WORLD!!